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Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a... Read More

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.Alaska Zoo officials debated... Read More

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article. Let me just say, I believe in God but like many, I've questioned His existence. Most people... Read More

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. You name it, they're doing it. I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman. God bless him. It's an honorable job and my butt and I... Read More

Military Wives

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. ... Read More

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week. This feeling can be compounded by other problems in... Read More

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables. She might say, "Here. Have ye some co-orn-bray-ed;" whereas I might say, "You want... Read More

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing. He's recently published three books, and thinks his blend of history and humor... Read More

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this... Read More

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.C is for Caddy: part of computer that holds a coffee cup.D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's.E is for Email: post office talk for express mail.F... Read More

In The News:

Boston Globe
Hookups, hang-ups, and humor
Boston Globe, United States - May 15, 2008
Jesse Archer (left, with Charlie David) is co-writer and costar of Casper Andreas's same-sex romantic comedy. (EMBREM ENTERTAINMENT) It's a neat trick that ...

Powwow host wrestles with balancing history, humor
The State, SC - 1 hour ago
By JOEY HOLLEMAN - jholleman@thestate.com As Rick Byrd, powwow master of ceremonies, he tries to mix in a little education. Byrd will command the microphone ...

• Comedian/activist uses humor to get message across
Muskegon Chronicle - MLive.com, MI - 14 hours ago
... humorist, satirist, social activist or prophet. Gregory has a talent for finding humor, in and outside the headlines. Just don't call it a gift.

Get 'Pretty Fat' helping of humor
Cincinnati Enquirer, OH - 20 hours ago
COM But it's one laced with self-deprecating humor, which made it easy to commiserate with her unemployment woes ("Bitter Is the New Black") and life as ...

Boston Globe
Humor by Argus Hamilton
Tucson Citizen, AZ - 22 hours ago
POLAR BEARS have been placed on the Endangered Species List by the Interior Department, which cited the breakup of the ice shelf in Alaska. ...
Late-Night Humor AgWeb
Obama man for new generation Lebanon Daily News
Democrates turn to Montana Billings Outpost
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Southern Voice
Q&A: Best-seller author Augusten Burroughs
Atlanta Journal Constitution, USA - 7 hours ago
During my adolescence, my life was so chaotic and so unsettling that ... my innate sense of humor really became sharpened into a defense mechanism. ...
Turning the ‘Table’ Sovo.com
MY, WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE Sunday Paper
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Health advice mixes with humor during Go Red initiative
Greenwood Index Journal, SC - 19 hours ago
By CHRIS TRAINOR/Index-Journal staff writer If that’s the case, roughly 120 local women won’t be sick for a while after Thursday. ...

Private photos for my favourites
guardian.co.uk, UK - 1 hour ago
Must be fun and have a good sense of humor. Be caring and considerate as well as thoughtful. Good manners are very important to me. looks wise is not so ...

Christian Science Monitor
Humor helps a rare bird survive in Cambodia
Christian Science Monitor, MA - May 14, 2008
For Sum Song Zoning, a community officer with the Wildlife Conservation Society (WCS) of Cambodia, the secret to conservation is a good sense of humor. ...

Yokota petty officer adding a little light humor to PBS documentary
Stars and Stripes, DC - May 15, 2008
Even the sobering reality of his disorder seems little match for his sense of humor. "It needs to be known that some of the most brilliant leaders had ...

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