The Night They Invented Champagne

In the dim past of the last century, good time girls like Marilyn Monroe always celebrated their moments of victory with a glass of bubbly.

'I'm marrying a millionaire,' she'd thrill. 'Let's have champagne!'

Corks would pop, and the golden liquid would swirl and fizz into those wide, saucer-shaped glasses. Well-manicured fingers would spread elegantly around the bowl, the wine sparkling invitingly through the hollow stem.

Then with a suddenness of an express train passing a station, the saucer-shaped glass disappeared. And a whole tradition of romance went with it.

For the saucer-shaped champagne glass wasn't just another glass. It was designed as a special symbol of its own. Its inspiration was the legendary beauty of a woman's breast. Some say that famous breast belonged to Madame de Pompadour. Not only was the lady fond of all things beautiful which only the affection of king could give her, but she wasn't beyond commissioning a special plate or two with her very own designs.

Another name suggested for the shape of the glass is Marie Antionette. Beautiful enough, and tragic enough. But those fond of anything really ancient are pretty certain that there was never a breast deserving of fame so much as that of Helen of Troy.

However, while no one agrees on the name of the beautiful woman who inspired the shape of the glass, everyone pretty well agrees on the bodily part it resembles.

As to be expected, the manufacturing wizard who gave the glass its birth was a Frenchmen. And it was the French royalty who realised its full potential.

At a brunch, or a high tea, while drinking their champagne, the ladies would pass the tort or the angel cake. 'Oh, my dear,' they would cry, 'do try the sponge cake with the champagne. Have you ever tasted anything so delicious?' And they would dip their cake or pastry into the bubbles before popping the champagne-impregnated morsel into their mouth. Lovers, in particular, loved to feed each other on this heavenly fare.

Then along came the wine buffs. With no romance in their souls, just their long noses and cultivated palates, they went into a scientific huddle. Taking a tape measure they first measured the perimeter of the saucer-shaped glass and then the tulip-shaped glass, and shook their heads in dismay.

The surface of the saucer-bowl glass is so wide, they complained. What a waste of bubbles and aroma.

They cared little about how generous and giving the rounded curves of the saucer-shaped glass looked. And they cared even less about the charm of the saucer-shaped glass when the bride and groom toasted each other with their two hands intertwined.

Their focus was on keeping the aroma and the bubbles in the glass for as long as possible.

As if a true lover of champagne would take more than a minute or two to drink the lot!

Vlady is an Australian Civil Marriage Celebrant. She is the author of "Complete Book of Australian Weddings", "The Small Organisation Handbook" and "Honeymoon! A Sizzle or a Fizzle?".

She is a member of Civil Marriage Celebrants of Queensland, and Celebrant Training Association. She is also a member of Australian Authors, and Romance Writers of Australia Association.

You can visit Vlady at her website http://www.vlady-celebrant.com

In The News:


RTE.ie

DiCaprio says he has no wedding news
RTE.ie, Ireland - 6 hours ago
... dismissed marriage speculation, saying that he has "no announcements" to make. According to People magazine, the actor put an end to wedding rumours, ...

AceShowbiz

Nicky Hilton Denies Wedding Rumors
AceShowbiz - 4 hours ago
... discussing their marriage plans earlier in the month at a Los Angeles restaurant, saying they're hoping to hold their wedding "after the Christian and ...

Going Out: The Secret Marriage: Wedding Daze
RedOrbit, TX - Oct 4, 2008
It was in Austria, a year after Mozart's death, that he composed his greatest hit, The Secret Marriage. As a tale, it has a touch of the usual theatrical ...

Is my fiance using me for my money?
NEWS.com.au, Australia - 16 hours ago
She ordered a wedding dress and not long after she lost her job and was upset so I offerred to help her out, this was about two months ago. ...

Carolyn Hax: Pre-wedding fuss is rehearsal for married life
Sacramento Bee,  USA - 7 hours ago
Even marriage to someone who really cares about her. As for the wedding itself, you probably know in theory that you and your fiancée alone have the last ...

Bgay.com

Prop. 8 and teaching to the marriage test
Los Angeles Times, CA - Oct 3, 2008
... equally superficial, misleading and often incredibly tacky messages about marriage. Don't believe me? Watch the Wedding Channel for just five minutes. ...
Proposition 8: How locals want 'marriage' defined Bakersfield Californian
Feature | Gay Bride: Looking for a legal marriage, Utah same-sex ... Salt Lake City Weekly
Gay marriage friends, foes clash at LA hearing San Diego Union Tribune
Ventura County Star - Gayapolisall 242 news articles

Ninemsn

Howard Stern ties the knot
Boston Herald, United States - Oct 5, 2008
The wedding was attended by loads of fellow celebrities, including Donald Trump, Billy Joel, Barbara Walters, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Joan Rivers and ...
Shock Jock Howard Stern Says ‘I Do Hollywood Today Newsmagazine
Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Tie the Knot International Business Times
Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky Celebrate Marriage in Manhattan People Magazine
eFluxMedia - Scotland on Sundayall 604 news articles

Of marriage, metaphor and enduring faith
Ottawa Citizen,  Canada - Oct 5, 2008
I'm using the past tense because the wedding date is Saturday, Oct. 4 -- which, as you read this now, was yesterday. But mothers of the bride are not ...

How the lavish wedding is driving Tanzanians crazy
IPPmedia, United Republic of Tanzania - Oct 5, 2008
... into wedding celebrations that he says should be channelled into development endeavours. ``Our anxiety is that marriage as an institution may collapse. ...

San Diego Union Tribune

Whether for it or against it, donors are from all walks of life
San Diego Union Tribune, United States - 4 hours ago
4 ballot measure that would ban same-sex marriage in California – aren't like San Diego hotel owner Doug Manchester (he's for it) or Hollywood star Brad ...
marriage wedding - Google News

Wedding Planning Tips and Tricks

Planning a wedding is an exciting thing, and can be... Read More

3 Easy Steps to Buying the Right Engagement Ring

You've made the plunge, you've decided to get married. Congratulations!Don't... Read More

Let Your Wedding Flowers Speak the Language of Love

Congratulations! You have found the man of your dreams and... Read More

Wedding Invitations?Today?s Etiquette and Wording

The look of the wedding invitations you send will not... Read More

Wedding Favors

Your Wedding Favors are a little bit of your wedding... Read More

All The Details: 25 Ways to Make Your Wedding a Unique and Truly Memorable Event

If you've been to one wedding, you've seen it all.... Read More

Legislating Morality: The Sanction of Marriage

Biologically, a coupling between male and female (with some very... Read More

Wedding Dress Styles ? What?s Available

There are so many styles of wedding gown to choose... Read More

Understanding Celtic Wedding Rings

Thousands of years ago, the Celts, a group of independent... Read More

Three Ingenious Anniversary Gift Ideas

If you have met the person or the couple several... Read More

Wedding Planning -- Staying Within Your Wedding Budget

Planning and organizing a wedding budget can greatly reduce the... Read More

It?s Never Too Early to Renew Your Wedding Vows

When you think about couples who renew their wedding vows,... Read More

Wedding Favors - How to Graciously Thank Your Wedding Guests

Thank You, Merci, Arigatou, Gracias, Xie-Xie?Gratitude is a universal emotion.... Read More

Wedding Invitation Tips and Advice

You're well into planning your wedding and have finally decided... Read More

Top 10 Wedding Decoration Budget Tips

When it comes to choosing your wedding decorations, you must... Read More

Wedding Dresses - How to Select the Best One for You

Every bride would agree that her wedding dress should be... Read More

How to Have a Sizzler of a Honeymoon! Article No. 6

It wasn't the wedding of the century. Six people in... Read More

How to Find the Right Bridesmaid Dresses for Your Wedding

The kind of bridesmaid dresses your bridal attendants should should... Read More

Caricature Entertainment: A Surefire Way to Liven Up Your Wedding Celebration

Caricature entertainment will make your wedding celebration stand out and... Read More

Catering to Your Wedding

Wedding catering has always been one of the most crucial... Read More

Loose Moissanite Stones, A Great Way to Buy Your Moissanite Jewelry

Moissanite is fast becoming the new diamonds. The newest jewelry... Read More

Bridal Accessories To Complete Your Wedding Look

Bridal accessories are as necessary to complete the bridal look,... Read More

Honeymoon Destinations

Your big day is now over all the stress of... Read More

How to Choose a Pearl Necklace for Your Wedding Day

The elegant beauty of a strand of pearls... Read More

Moissanite Bridal Rings ?True Choice Of The Young Heart

What best way can a bride think of rising to... Read More