Outsourcing. Turns out it’s not just for telephone calls. The rich and famous have been outsourcing for years! From “The Bachelor” to Cinderella, movie stars, athletes, and even a few of our favorite animated pals have looked to others for goods and services. Taking advantage of services that can be outsourced just might give your business’ productivity a boost!
Santa
Elves. North Pole folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.
Santa Outsources: Manufacturing
Juan Pablo
Thanks to The Bachelor, I’m putting more energy into making a PB&J sandwich than dating.
Juan Pablo Outsources: Dating
President Scroob
I love the smell of Perriair in the morning. Get me more of this stuff Dark Helmet. Get MEGA-MAID.
President Scroob Outsources: Air
Dr. Emmett Brown
I’m sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it’s a little hard to come by.
Dr. Emmett Brown Outsources: Plutonium
The Jetsons
Rosie do this. Rosie do that. Rosie is entertaining a sweet job offer from Mr. Cogswell. Rosie is taking it.
The Jetsons Outsources: Housework
Cinderella
Oh, thank you, mice, for sewing the most splendiferous gown a girl could ever dream of!
Cinderella Outsources: Sewing
Edward Scissorhands’ Neighbors
Well, when you have a neighbor with scissors for hands, there’s just no reason to pay hairstylists and gardeners.
Edward Scissorhands’ Neighbors Outsources: Haircutting and Gardening
Mikey
I’m the luckiest kid ever! I’m way cuter than the Gerber baby is, and I have Bruce Willis for a mouthpiece!
Mikey Outsources: Speech
The Ghostbusters
What can we say about Janine Melnitz. Without her “special” brand of customer service, we’d probably have a lot more customers.
The Ghostbusters Outsources: Customer Service
William Shatner, Andre Agassi, Ted Danson
There’s no shame in going bald. But we wouldn’t know anything about that.
William Shatner Outsources: Hair Growth
Shia LaBeouf
I mean, if you can’t come up with something brilliant on your own, steal it. I mean outsource it.
Shia LaBeouf Outsources: Ideas
Milli Vanilli, Ashley Simpson, Mariah Carey
Sure, we can sing. But using pre-recorded music is so much easier.
Milli Vanilli Outsources: Singing
Bruce Jenner, Joan Rivers, Mickey Rourke, Dolly Parton
This is totally natural. Totally 100% natural. Like spring water.
Bruce Jenner Outsources: Aging Gracefully
Alicia Silverstone’s Baby
I love my mom. She changes my diapers, she tickles my tummy, and she chews food for me and spits it into my mouth just like a mommy bird. Who knew chewing was one of those services that could be outsourced.
Alicia Silverstone’s Baby Outsources: Chewing
Lisa Rinna
I was so excited when I found out about collagen. Now my lips are so puffy, they could double as a flotation device.
Lisa RinnaOutsources: Lips
Lance Armstrong, Barry Bonds, Marion Jones, Popeye
We work really hard to be the best, fastest, and strongest. But “supplemental” strength works harder.
PopeyeOutsources: Strength
Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy
If it wasn’t for outsourcing, we’d be the cutest dust mops you’ve ever seen.
Kermit the Frog Outsources: Voice & Movement
Jamie Lee Curtis
Nothing says good morning like a trip to the bathroom. Thanks, Activia.
Jamie Lee CurtisOutsources: Digestion
Nicki Minaj
Who wants a backside like a pancake when you can have a bum like a Cinnabon?
Nicki Minaj Outsources: Derriere
The Maitlands
How to outsource your job? Three words: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!
The Maitlands Outsources: Scaring
The Tin Man, The Lion, The Scarecrow
We love you Wiz! I mean we are capable of loving you. At least the Tin Man is. Thanks for the heart.
The Tin Man, The Lion, The Scarecrow Outsources: Emotions & Organs
Miss Daisy
Drive? I can barely walk. Best let someone else handle the driving.
Miss DaisyOutsources: Driving