Outsourcing. Turns out it’s not just for telephone calls. The rich and famous have been outsourcing for years! From “The Bachelor” to Cinderella, movie stars, athletes, and even a few of our favorite animated pals have looked to others for goods and services. Taking advantage of services that can be outsourced just might give your business’ productivity a boost!
Elves. North Pole folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.
Santa Outsources: Manufacturing
Thanks to The Bachelor, I’m putting more energy into making a PB&J sandwich than dating.
Juan Pablo Outsources: Dating
I love the smell of Perriair in the morning. Get me more of this stuff Dark Helmet. Get MEGA-MAID.
President Scroob Outsources: Air
I’m sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it’s a little hard to come by.
Dr. Emmett Brown Outsources: Plutonium
Rosie do this. Rosie do that. Rosie is entertaining a sweet job offer from Mr. Cogswell. Rosie is taking it.
The Jetsons Outsources: Housework
Oh, thank you, mice, for sewing the most splendiferous gown a girl could ever dream of!
Cinderella Outsources: Sewing
Well, when you have a neighbor with scissors for hands, there’s just no reason to pay hairstylists and gardeners.
Edward Scissorhands’ Neighbors Outsources: Haircutting and Gardening
I’m the luckiest kid ever! I’m way cuter than the Gerber baby is, and I have Bruce Willis for a mouthpiece!
Mikey Outsources: Speech
What can we say about Janine Melnitz. Without her “special” brand of customer service, we’d probably have a lot more customers.
The Ghostbusters Outsources: Customer Service
There’s no shame in going bald. But we wouldn’t know anything about that.
William Shatner Outsources: Hair Growth
I mean, if you can’t come up with something brilliant on your own, steal it. I mean outsource it.
Shia LaBeouf Outsources: Ideas
Sure, we can sing. But using pre-recorded music is so much easier.
Milli Vanilli Outsources: Singing
This is totally natural. Totally 100% natural. Like spring water.
Bruce Jenner Outsources: Aging Gracefully
I love my mom. She changes my diapers, she tickles my tummy, and she chews food for me and spits it into my mouth just like a mommy bird. Who knew chewing was one of those services that could be outsourced.
Alicia Silverstone’s Baby Outsources: Chewing
I was so excited when I found out about collagen. Now my lips are so puffy, they could double as a flotation device.
Lisa RinnaOutsources: Lips
We work really hard to be the best, fastest, and strongest. But “supplemental” strength works harder.
If it wasn’t for outsourcing, we’d be the cutest dust mops you’ve ever seen.
Kermit the Frog Outsources: Voice & Movement
Nothing says good morning like a trip to the bathroom. Thanks, Activia.
Jamie Lee CurtisOutsources: Digestion
Who wants a backside like a pancake when you can have a bum like a Cinnabon?
Nicki Minaj Outsources: Derriere
How to outsource your job? Three words: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!
The Maitlands Outsources: Scaring
We love you Wiz! I mean we are capable of loving you. At least the Tin Man is. Thanks for the heart.
The Tin Man, The Lion, The Scarecrow Outsources: Emotions & Organs
Drive? I can barely walk. Best let someone else handle the driving.
Miss DaisyOutsources: Driving